*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting
caught the bae sleeping <3
GRANDMA, IT’S ME
“can i ask you something?”
“you just did”
hmmm
staples canada I am y e l l i n g
Баг в повседневной жизни
“A bug in real life”
This is the Bethesda Cat. Reblog in the next 15 minutes to clip through the floor and die instantaneously, infinitely falling into the untextured void below the map
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
tfw coming home from school ready to chill but being told you gotta do chores